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  • Blonde, Burritos, Brazzers

    Chapter by Burrito · 13 Nov 2025
  • As it turns out, plopping your soul into the opposite gender leads to unforeseen side-effects. You pick up on habits unnatural to you. Your appetite is all wonky and you caught the munchies. Oh and your junior’s not gone, it’s just found a new residence and is raring for some action...
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  • Cassie dragged me into my room. More appropriately, she attempted to drag me to this body’s room but I was too heavy for the petite goth. It took her ten seconds and half of her calories to carry me after I dropped on the floor (from whatever that was) and it took so long I actually regained energy to stand on my own and let her lead me to the room.

    I sized her up. She was like a head shorter than me right now, which coincidentally was how I thought she would look like up close in my actual body.

    “How tall am I?” Curiosity got the best of me.

    “Five foot eleven. You forgot that too, huh. I guess you’re admirers below six foot have a shot now.” Okay, damn, what were they feeding Cassandra? She’s taller than me! It’s just an inch difference but that means everything in this metric.

    “Admirers?” I wonder if they loved this body’s ‘heart’ or ‘peach’ first… half of em probably wanna get their face sat on. The other…

    “Just a bunch of simps who want to bury their— quit rubbing your breasts, Cass.”

    Cassie tried to slap my hand away. I was faster and dropped them before I could get hurt.

    “I guess I do sports?”

    “If you count Happy Thursday as a sport, then yes.”

    She glared at me with her dark purple eyes before she made herself home on my chair.

    I sat down ‘my’ bed. There was a full mirror facing and I could look at my dumbstruck expression. My crotch was starting to buzz again. I squeezed my thighs together hoping, with enough friction, I could satiate this need.

    Is that normal?

    “This is a dream…”

    “There’s something wrong with you Cass. You need to see a doctor.”

    “I’m fine!” I was serious this time. Cassie most likely never heard her friend talk this way. Her face scrunched into a deeper worry. “I’m. fine. I’m just trying something… different.”

    “Okay…” she wasn’t convinced. The only way she would believe me if I mixed enough lies with truths.

    “Like, I know I’m acting weird— hell five minutes ago I thought this was a dream.”

    “Is that why you were checking yourself in the mirror earlier—“ Why does she he have to interrupt me every time— was this Cassandra’s feelings? The hell? I swear to god I’m gonna crack her so hard she can’t walk straight! Ok that was mine.

    I’m starting to think I’m on psychedelics or something… now that’s giving me an idea.

    “I took some shrooms!” That clammed up Cassie. “Experimental ones… that make you act all crazy. Crazier than normal crazy.”

    “And you didn’t share? Cass what the hell—“ Of course the besties shared. Sorry Cassie b but this is a solo journey for Cassandra and her fungo Roberto.

    “That’s not the point! Besides, this shrooms hit hard. I can’t even think straight as you can see. And just a minute ago I was throwing it down without a care in the world. I don’t even know how long it’ll last. Do you really want that hit?”

    She thought for a moment. I started playing with my hair.

    “Well, you have been acting strange the entire time…”

    “Right. Just exploring the universe.”

    “What about your classes? You gonna be shitfaced there too?”

    “Probably? What classes am I taking again?”

    “You’re in humanities like me.” Okay that’s something we all share. That’s good.

    “Ehh, I’m probably more qualified in philosophy than you are in this state. I can ace Lit and Hist easy peasy.”

    She sighed.

    “Okay fine, you clearly don’t want heat from me. I’ll back off.”

    I let out a yay and it came out hotter than I wanted.

    “Just… don’t pull whatever you were doing in the living room.” She looked away red-faced. I felt the urge to tease her just a bit.

    “You can join in if you want.” It was a simple request.

    “Bitch, nah… I’d only do that if we hang out at the mosh pit. It’ll be fun with you around.” Wait, it can’t be that easy… Why’s she melting like putty and why is my crotch turning gooey?

    “Well since you’re asking so nicely… I’ll think about it, Cassie.”

    “You know you can call me Cass right?”

    “I can?”

    “Summer time, remember?”

    “Oh right, sure thing Cass.”

    That was a doozie. At least Cass doesn’t suspect a thing.

    And like an alarm clock, my stomach grumbled.

    Grrr.

    “I got the munchies. Wanna get takeout?”

    ———
    God I love burritos. I took a bite of some takeout beef burrito. The thing’s got girth. Can’t even fit it right in my mouth—

    Cassie was struggling as well with her veggie burrito. The wrap could barely fit in her mouth. If I thought hard enough she looked like she was getting stuffed. I wonder if she’ll take in my kind of meat… oh I don’t got one right now. I’m stuck with the vegetarian option down there: special singular bean taco.

    She stopped trying to swallow and looked at me. Her face was stuffed with burrito. I could already imagine my own meat pounding her in the mouth—

    “What are you laughing at?”

    “Wha— oh nothing. I’m just jealous of the dudes who are gonna get head from you—“

    “Cass!”

    “You’ve got the charm, haha.” I dodged a flying packet. Jeez. She was pouting again. I want her. Again, pleasure spiked through my spine. Cassandra junior throbbed in agreement. Was I influencing this body or was it always into this?

    I had more time to think about that ‘cause Cass left the kitchen in a hurry. I heard the door slam. I sighed.

    Here I was in this body close to Cassie the goth queen and I find out she’s nothing like I imagined. Never expected her to be so… soft hearted. Ugh. Or super friendly to this bombshell body. Fu—. I just want to bend her over and make her mine.

    I looked down.

    Cassandra’s clit stiffened. I flicked it with my clean finger. And it took it like a champ. The force sent lightning bolts across my body. That felt good but not what I wanted. What I wanted to do right now was ride Cassie.

    Cassie locked herself and something inside me refused to push those boundaries too hard. I needed release and the corner of this table was looking like a good alternative the more Cassandra jr throbbed.

    I couldn't resist any longer. This body was in heat and I wanted some action. Cassie was gone, and she locked her door. I had a few minutes.

    Bolting up from my chair, I positioned the corner against the Cass jr. Shapely hips pressed forward instinctively, I’m sorry Cassandra but you’re probably gonna need new underwear when I’m done with it.

    ‘Fuhh, what am I doing? You’re just a few feet away from your dream girl… you’re in the body of her bombshell room mate… and you’re eating her takeout and fucking a table!’

    The thought flashed uselessly as I rolled my pelvis, grinding clit against unyielding wood. Sparks shot through me—electric jolts that made my legs tremble. Each thrust amplified the tension, my breath hitching with soft, involuntary gasps.

    ‘Come on, come on!’

    The sensations consumed me. It was like winning a hundred fold. I could get used to this build up, what was this, this pleasure. It was dynamite, light up the string before the big kaboom and feel everything the entire way, it’s fucking great.

    These boobies bounced freely. And let them be free, I say! Let them flop around and turn men and women hard!

    I sucked on one of them, or tried to.

    I squeezed my eyes shut, surrendering entirely to the building storm. That mounting wave crested suddenly. My mind was about to blank. Bluescreen. Shutdown. The pressure was reaching all the right places.

    “Fuhh-fuhh.”

    Pleasure detonated at my core, radiating outward in violent, shuddering bursts. It was like that galactic burst earlier… There was a difference but I couldn’t explain it to you right now.

    I let out a soft cough. Drool was on my lips, my cheek, my tits. I rested, or rather my muscles gave in and rested. My face planted right in front of my unfinished burrito. I rose up a bit.

    And took a bite of the burrito. I forgot to wash my hands the entire time. Damn it.
    ———
    I found myself back in my room. The locket was on me but open again. The ‘hair; of Cassandra still remained inside the antique and I wondered if closing the locket like last time would do anything.

    Clack.


    Nothing. So I guess it was a one time use. If he wanted to do this again he would need a supply of her hair down there. But that won’t be an issue. I had spares.

    The pile of underwear remained on the table and the pizza beside it was thankfully not rotten. I pulled a slice and ate my food. Damn first burritos and now pizza. I’m totally winning.

    I wasn’t just hungry. Man I felt like I could eat a horse.

    I leaned forward for more pizza. Rest today, tomorrow we have fun again.

    I’m feeling satisfied today so let’s just sit back and watch some TV.
    ———
    Bonus: CASSANDRA

    I don’t know what possessed me to ride that table but damn that felt good. Better than this burrito, damn.

    “Damn… what a weird day” I wiped the table clean with its new shine.”

    “Cass, I’m back.” Cassie dropped off some soap for me to use. “I got the laundry! Yours is delayed though.”

    “Hey Cass~ Sorry about earlier, the weird mushrooms and shit. Like, I don’t even recall what brand I ate. Or when I ate it.”

    “Nah, it’s cool. Cool. Definitely.”

    “I’m sorry~” I really was but at the same time—

    That was like the best two hours of my life and I have no idea why I did any of that? And Cassie saw me act like a total boob! A total boob while playing with my boobs!

    Ugh why am I not pissed off? It’s not like Cassie hated it. Girl, Cassie melted like putty in your hands. Maybe I should show off more when with her. But then again it felt like i WASN’T in charge of my decisions.

    I’m gonna have to write this down in my diary. And gosh I hope it doesn’t boil down to: “Dear Diary, I humped a table again.”

    Also,

    “Where’s my laundry?”

    “Mr Detergent said there was some delays.”

    Damn it.

    “Can I like borrow from you, bestie?”

    “Y-you! Your fatass won’t fit!”

    “Hey it’s not fat, it’s toned.”

    Can this day get any worse? Any better?
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