The hospital room was quiet, the only sound the steady, soft beep of the heart monitor. Jake Gardner lay still in the narrow bed, his own body a strange and distant shell. He wasn’t in it anymore. His consciousness floated, untethered, in a small, quivering puddle of violet slime that had oozed from his own limp penis and now pooled on the crisp white sheets.
He’d been walking home from the bar, a little after two, when the sky had flashed purple. Something small and hot had slammed into the b…
Hitting the Road in Florida Man
Jake’s lifestyle catches up to him when an unknown group starts investigating him. He covers his tracks and hits the road when something strange happens
Easy Living in Florida Man
That bitch Stacey in Florida Man
Stacey has been living it up using Jake’s powers, but Jake is back to get his revenge…
School Spirit in Florida Man
Jake finds himself in a new environment. He quickly finds a way to get his revenge, but not before having a little fun first
Mistakes in Florida Man
Jake goes to expand his harem, but gets too cocky and slips up…
Conditioning in Florida Man
Gabbie and Ava are completely unaware of their new roommate, who is also slowly flipping their entire dynamic.
Roommates in Florida Man
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A species of super intelligent inch worm has had enough with humans ruining everything! Their worm diplomacy has fallen on (literal) deaf ears ( humans can’t hear worms obviously). Their worm diplomacy worm armies have been decimated by the terror of the skies, birds. This leaves the worms but one choice. Invade a human body, find the brain, and use the human as a flesh puppet to change human law from within! Now if only the worms knew anything about being a human…
CHARACTERS
Worm scout, Wormy- understands the best way to make a change is to change the system from within! Very cocky and self assured, without a reason to feel so.
Birds- birds love to eat worms. Will eventually see through any disguise and will try to pry the worm out of any hiding spot, including inside of a host
SETTING & WORLD
Modern day
Starts on an orchard, after all, worms love apples