The hospital room was quiet, the only sound the steady, soft beep of the heart monitor. Jake Gardner lay still in the narrow bed, his own body a strange and distant shell. He wasn’t in it anymore. His consciousness floated, untethered, in a small, quivering puddle of violet slime that had oozed from his own limp penis and now pooled on the crisp white sheets.
He’d been walking home from the bar, a little after two, when the sky had flashed purple. Something small and hot had slammed into the b…
Hitting the Road in Florida Man
Jake’s lifestyle catches up to him when an unknown group starts investigating him. He covers his tracks and hits the road when something strange happens
Easy Living in Florida Man
That bitch Stacey in Florida Man
Stacey has been living it up using Jake’s powers, but Jake is back to get his revenge…
School Spirit in Florida Man
Jake finds himself in a new environment. He quickly finds a way to get his revenge, but not before having a little fun first
Mistakes in Florida Man
Jake goes to expand his harem, but gets too cocky and slips up…
Conditioning in Florida Man
Gabbie and Ava are completely unaware of their new roommate, who is also slowly flipping their entire dynamic.
Roommates in Florida Man
Jake the slime is hitting the road! How will he use his slime abilities to hitchhike across the country?
A sequel adventure to Florida Man.
[Detailed Description]
Jake Gardner was an average guy until an accident with a purple meteorite left him in the form of purple slime blob. His new form has the ability to possess bodies, which Jake used to establish a harem of women across his home city and live large in a penthouse suite. His lavish life took a turn when he discovered a mysterious group of black suits are investigating the meteorite, and have a device that can dispel his control on a host. Fearing he’ll returned into a lab rat, Jake covers his tracks and flees the city, hoping to stay on the move and away from the suits, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have some fun along the way!
CHARACTERS
Jake Gardner (slime) - Jake was once an average 25 year old man until a purple meteorite turned him into a slime. His slime form is able to take over the consciousness of another body by entering through an orifice. Jake can also detach and control small pieces of himself remotely, mostly used to control a body he’s not currently possessing, rewiring their brain to do his bidding. If Jake is rooted in a host for a long time, he will begin to absorb the host’s memories and personality, as well as any positive traits the host may have, but he can only absorb so many people before he begins to lose himself. Jake can also mold his slime to take on a human form, but he can only take on the appearance of people he has fully absorbed (currently only his original body)
The Suits: a mysterious group of people dressed in black suits investigating the meteorite that gave Jake his powers. They possess a device which emits a frequency that can forcibly eject Jake’s slime from a host. They’re not aware of Jake’s existence yet, but they’ll catch up eventually.
SETTING & WORLD
Starts at a train station after leaving the southern United States. Jake will travel across the country and eventually the world. Modern times.
Favourite Adventures
A species of super intelligent inch worm has had enough with humans ruining everything! Their worm diplomacy has fallen on (literal) deaf ears ( humans can’t hear worms obviously). Their worm diplomacy worm armies have been decimated by the terror of the skies, birds. This leaves the worms but one choice. Invade a human body, find the brain, and use the human as a flesh puppet to change human law from within! Now if only the worms knew anything about being a human…
CHARACTERS
Worm scout, Wormy- understands the best way to make a change is to change the system from within! Very cocky and self assured, without a reason to feel so.
Birds- birds love to eat worms. Will eventually see through any disguise and will try to pry the worm out of any hiding spot, including inside of a host
SETTING & WORLD
Modern day
Starts on an orchard, after all, worms love apples