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My name is Peter Parker. You might know me as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Yeah, that guy—the one who’s saved New York more times than I’ve had hot dinners, and let me tell you, my wife Mary Jane makes a mean lasagna.

It all started back in high school—a radioactive spider bite, a lesson in responsibility, the whole shebang. But the real twist in my story wasn’t the webs or the wall-crawling. It was her. Mary Jane Watson. Fiery red hair, a smile that could weaken my knees more than Doctor Octopus on a bad day, and yes, definitely blessed in the… personality department.

I’ll never forget our first date. Me, fumbling over my words in a cheap suit; her, laughing not at me, but with me. At least, that’s what I chose to believe. And that first kiss? Under the flickering light of her porch, rain drizzling around us? I swear my spider-sense tingled—and not because of incoming danger. Well, maybe the danger of falling hopelessly in love.

Fast forward through villains, reveals, tearful reunions, and a wedding that even J. Jonah Jameson reluctantly attended (grumble included), and here we are. Happily married. Still saving the city. Still trying to make rent.

Which is why tonight, I found myself swinging toward a crash site in Hudson River Park. Police scanners chattered about a meteorite. Because why not? Mondays, am I right?

I landed silently atop a lamppost, lenses of my mask narrowing. There it was—a smoldering rock half-submerged in the river, shimmering with an unnatural dark gleam. My spidey-sense hummed lightly. Not screaming—just… curious.

“Alright, space rock,” I muttered, “let’s see what you’re made of. Please don’t be an alien parasite. Please don’t be an alien parasite.”

I crept closer, lowering myself on a web line until my boots touched the murky water. As I reached out, the black surface of the meteorite rippled. My senses spiked.

Danger.

I yanked my hand back just as a slick, tar-like substance launched from the rock. I flipped backward, landing silently on the riverbank as the goo slid into the water, dissolving from view.

“Okay, definitely an alien parasite,” I sighed. “Note to self: stop jinxing it.”

Thoroughly weirded out and slightly damp, I swung for home. Our apartment in Queens never looked so good.

The moment I slipped through the window, a familiar voice purred, “Long day, Tiger?”

There she was. Mary Jane. Wearing one of my old science pun T-shirts—the one that read “I’ve Got My Ion You”—and a pair of soft shorts. Her red hair was piled messily on her head, and her smile hit me like a well-thrown punch from Rhino. In a good way.

“You could say that,” I said, pulling off my mask. “Alien goo, near misses, the usual.”

She walked over, her hips swaying just enough to make my thoughts go pleasantly fuzzy. She rose on her toes and kissed me—deep and warm and tasting like mint tea and home.

“Mmm, you smell like river water and struggle,” she murmured against my lips.

“My signature scent.” I grinned.

That’s when she paused, fingers brushing my shoulder. “Pete… what’s this?”

I glanced down. A smear of shimmering black substance clung to my suit, subtle but unmistakable.

“Huh. Must’ve gotten some goo on me. Weird.”

“Alien goo?” she asked, one eyebrow raised.

“Probably.”

“And you’re not… concerned?”

I shrugged, already peeling off the suit. “MJ, I once fought a guy made of sand. At this point, my concerns start and end with whether we have milk for tomorrow’s coffee.”

She laughed, that full, honest laugh I fell for years ago. “Priorities.”

I tossed the suit aside, now standing there in just my bottoms. Her eyes roamed over me, lingering. Not that I’m complaining.

“You know,” she said, stepping closer again, “it’s been a while since we…”

“Since we…?” I teased.

She rolled her eyes, smiling. “Don’t make me say it, Parker.”

I didn’t need convincing. I swept her into my arms, kissing her like I used to on that rainy porch, and carried her toward the bedroom.

What followed was… well. Let’s just say, with great power comes great stamina. Her giggles turned to moans, her hands roaming my back, my name a breathy whisper. We moved together like we always did—familiar, passionate, a little clumsy, a lot perfect.

Afterward, we lay tangled in sweaty sheets, her head on my chest. I kissed her forehead. “Love you, Red.”

“Love you too, Webs,” she mumbled, already half-asleep.

I drifted off not long after, one arm around her, completely unaware that the subtle black smear I’d brought home wasn’t just harmless goo.

It was waiting.

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Sometime deep in the night, the substance began to move. Slowly, deliberately, it crept across the floor, up the bedsheets, leaving my sleeping form behind. It wasn’t interested in me anymore.

It wanted her.

It climbed silently onto Mary Jane’s bare shoulder, spreading like liquid shadow until it encased her—sleek, dark, and symbiotic.

She stirred faintly, a soft sigh escaping her lips, but didn’t wake.

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Morning came. I woke to an empty bed.

“MJ?” I called, sitting up. No answer.

A flicker of worry. My senses were quiet, but still. I pulled on sweatpants and wandered out into the living area. Also empty.

Then I heard it—a soft thud from above. The roof.

I scrambled up through the ceiling access and emerged into the bright morning sun.

And there she was.

Mary Jane—clad head to toe in a form-fitting black suit, sleek and shimmering. The symbol of a spider stretched across her chest, white and sharp. Her red hair flowed freely over the dark fabric, a stunning contrast.

She turned, eyes wide with awe rather than fear.

“Pete…? I just woke up like this. I—I don’t know how, but… I like it.”

Before I could respond, she stepped casually off the edge of the building.

“MJ!” I yelled, lunging forward.

But she landed gracefully on the fire escape below, crouching like a panther before springing back up with impossible agility.

“Whoa,” she breathed, looking at her gloved hands. “I feel… amazing.”

It clicked. The goo. The meteor. It wasn’t inert. It was alive. And it had bonded with her.

“It’s the symbiote,” I said, approaching slowly. “The black goo from last night. It must’ve… switched hosts.”

She tilted her head, a playful smirk forming. “So you’re saying I’m like you now?”

“Seems like it. Only… darker. And honestly?” I let out a shaky laugh. “You look incredible.”

Her smile widened. “You know I’ve always wanted to be like you. To feel what you feel. To swing beside you instead of waiting by the window.”

She stepped closer, the suit molding to her like a second skin, highlighting every… well, every wonderful thing about her.

“Pete, I can feel everything. The wind, the city… you.”

I was mesmerized. And turned on. Seriously turned on.

Before she could say another word, I closed the distance between us and kissed her. Hard.

She responded instantly, her mouth eager under mine. The suit felt strange—smooth, alive, almost vibrating with energy. But it was still her.

We sank to the rooftop, a tangle of limbs and laughter. The suit seemed to respond to her emotions, tightening in places, easing in others. She giggled as I traced the spider on her chest.

“Is this weird?” I whispered.

“A little,” she admitted, her voice husky. “But in a very, very good way.”

We made love right there under the open sky—slow at first, then urgently, her moans echoing softly over the rooftops. I couldn’t get enough of her—the feel of the suit, the familiar scent of her hair, the way she clung to me whispering, “Don’t stop, Peter, don’t stop.”

When we finally stilled, breathless and spent, she lay cradled against me, the black suit receding slightly around her shoulders as if giving us room.

“So,” she said, tracing my jaw with a gloved finger, “does this make me Spider-Woman?”

I kissed her forehead, grinning. “Honey, you’ve always been the hero.”

She smiled, nestling closer. And as the sun warmed our skin, I couldn’ help but think—this marriage just got a whole lot more interesting.

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TO BE CONTINUED…