My name is Matt. Right now, I'm sitting in class with my girlfriend Mira, anxious for it to end. See, we have this really cool artifact. It's a ring that lets you possess someone - completely take over their body. You see, hear, feel, everything they would, and you're in complete control. It's a lot of fun. Thing is, right now my roommate Alan has it.

The three of us had agreed to pass the ring around between us - Alan technically found it, and accidentally ended up giving it to Mira. We're all pretty close so it isn't a huge deal. Anyway. Alan's having his turn with the ring, since Mira and I had it for most of the last couple of days. Neither of us knows what he's doing, where or - more to the point - who he is right now. I'm sure we'll run into him in the next hour or two.

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Several hours later, I was walking around outside with Mira, when I was greeted by a tall, shapely girl with wild blonde hair, a white tank top and very short denim shorts. And a very familiar ring on her hand...

"Heeeey Matt!" she called out in a valley-girl accent.

"Hello?" I asked. I knew who it was, obviously, but decided to play along.

"How's it goin?" she called.

"Pretty good... how's your day?" Mira chimed in.

"Oh, man, where do I start?" the girl replied. "So I left class, and was just walkin around and I saw this redhead babe... and I, like, thought - I had to try that out, yeah?" I couldn't keep a straight face at this point. Alan was going all in with the accent - or maybe he didn't even realize it. "She had just these massive tits, and had this, like, super cute dress - so I jumped in and, like, just walked around"

Mira raised an eyebrow. "Ahh, okay, okay - I did a little more than just walked around. Anyway, after that I left her alone to walk around some more, and saw this, like, super slim chick who was smoking. And I, like, thought - wonder what it's like to have a smoke? So I tried her on too, and her jeans were, like, super tight. Smoking was cool and all, it was kind of like I was chill and relaxed... not, like, high, …