I could still feel the grip I had on the exposed wire, the feeling of warmth flowing through my fingers which had replaced the excruciating pain around minute eighteen. In grabbing the wire of the substation control panel I had wrapped my hand up in it, my fingers clasping shut around it, my very own nervous system betraying me, typical. Thirty Four Thousand Volts wrecking my body with no way out. The warmth pulsing into my body brought with it a feeling of true bliss.. “This is it then. This. This is how I go out. Why couldn’t it have been doing something awesome, like dying under some goddess. Just my luck. Oh well…” my thoughts echoed around in the void. My eyesight and hearing had both gone at around minute five. I couldn’t tell you what minute it all stopped at, I only hoped it’d end soon and I could finally rest…

What the f…
I’m moving.
Am I in an ambulance?
No, a supercar?
I’m blind that’s for certain..
And deaf presumably.
God knows what my body looks like.
Probably looks like one of those suckling pigs.
Or one of those unlucky bastards that tried to fuck Medusa.
God I’d love to fuck Medusa.
‘I’m already rock hard for you baby, no need’.
Not the goddamn time Dale.
Fuck I need a smoke.
Fuck this damned life, I’m never gonna recover from this.
At least when I die those bastards will never get the money I owe ‘em.
Ha.
Cock suckers.
***
In the dark abyss which I now inhabited, unable to activate any of my bodily senses the only sensation I was experiencing was inertia, the sensation of moving at an unknown speed. It felt quick, but in reality I had no way to know just how quick. After some time in this abyss I noticed a faint blue light flashing rapidly in the far-off distance. The flashing continued to get brighter and faster as I approached. And, in what felt like a good while but was probably microseconds in reality, I was fired into, and consumed by that blinding light.
***
As soon as I entered the surrounding blue light I could feel that familiar warm sensation of electricity flowing through me. “Okay..this has to be death..and regardless of the bright lights there’s no way this is heaven, unless god has a sick, fucked up sense …