“Oh my god, didn’t I tell you to take away his key!?”

We could hear a loud thud on the other side of the apartment, followed by your loud voice as you announced: “Good evening! I brought chips and beer!”

Katy Perry’s eyes opened wide and looked at me with an annoyed frown. She was in the middle of making me her bitch by pulling on my hair and kissing my neck before you interrupted us, and now she’s in the middle of putting on one of my loose shirts and a pair of leggings.

“Babe, I totally forgot…” I said, more disappointed than mad from you ruining our little fun moment. My girlfriend used Katy’s gorgeous face to scream at me: “It’s the third time this happens!!”

And I’m sure you heard that, too.

“Oh no, did I arrive at a bad moment? Wait, who’s with you, Ed?”

I realized that you didn’t recognize her voice, and I panicked.

“Change us back! He’s coming here!” I whispered as I got up from the bed and also picked up some of the clothes we left on the floor to try and cover my entirely naked female body.

“He shouldn’t even be here, dumbass.” She replied.

“I know, I know!! But do you really want him to discover our…”

We both looked at you as you peeked from the hallway.

“what. the. FUCK!?” You were left with your mouth agape as you looked at me and my girlfriend. She didn’t even try changing us back to normal, and so, I was left with me trying to cover my exposed huge boobs with my arms as I held up my shorts from falling down. A few moments ago I was enjoying the blissful feeling of having them squished and caressed, and now I was feeling embarrassed for even having them.

“Hi Max.” My girlfriend Stella, wearing the form of the beautiful Katy Perry, spoke to you. And of course, you didn’t know what to say.

“Ugh. What are you doing, Stella?” I asked her, shamefully wearing the barely clothed body of Billie Eillish. I knew you felt like you should be looking away. Or running away. It was obvious you shouldn’t be here! But also, two extremely sexy and very naked celebrities are hanging around in your best mate’s apartment. Of course you needed an explanation.

Stella was just looking at me, …